From the pages of the Jolly Contrarian Law Reports

A new misleading case of Shubtill v Director of Public Prosecutions

I know I have to get part 2 of the Archegos Affair out — it’s coming! — but in the mean time, well-heeled young citizens on the UK have recently been throwing soup around and gluing themselves to things, which has been a bit distracting.

So, with due reverence to the inimitable legal satirist A. P. Herbert we have been considering, hypothetically, what …