They’re burning morons.

And then selling them. And people are buying.

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Signs of the apocalypse

I am no financial wizard, readers, but I’m getting the sense the market just feels a bit toppy.

This I detect not through an unusual contango in the front-month Brent Crude contract — any experts reading will know at once I am not…